Into the mind of a superwit psycopath

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Welcome to my site.

This site is one of those odd things in life, that no one quite understands; a bit like a Dali painting.

No one understands what you're thinking - but this website is one of those few public-access things that go deep into someones mind. My mind.

Enjoy, hate, envy or loathe, the feelings are yours to choose. All I ask is that you e-mail me with your comments, below.



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I recently featured in GQ magazine and the TV show Gladiator - see my picture on the right.

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This is me on my 9th birthday. I hope you like it. I do.

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A dwarf clown in Venezuale performing a special circus tric bounced off a trampoline in the wrong direction and into the mouth of a hippopotamus who was in the act. The hippo's natural swallow reaction killed the dwarf; the audience thought it was a part of the act, and applauded.

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